The Ages of Women

Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen and goes out to play however she dreams.

Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderella and goes out to play with all the other little Cinderellas.

Age 15: She looks at herself and sees an ugly sister. "Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!"

Age 20: She looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she's going out anyway.

Age 30: She looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have tome to fix it so she's going out anyway.

Age 40: She looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but says "At least I am 'clean'." and goes out anyway.

Age 50: She looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to go.

Age 60: She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquerors the world.

Age 70: She looks at herself and and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjnoys life.

Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.